What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head
we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug
and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
well then we're shit out of luck.